You know the one. You think you made a good choice in under garments for the day. Maybe it's your favorite pair for comfort. Or the fit is so right on with whatever outer clothes you wear. Or maybe a thong is the only pair that works with your outfit.
Whatever the reason for your choice, you've made a commitment to be with this pair throughout the entire day. And you expect full support and reliability in return.
Then it happens.
Starts out with a bit of tugging and squirming. Maybe a trip to the restroom to readjust. You're determined to make it work. But the fact remains, you're just not comfortable. Maybe the elastic popped. Or the low rise fell too far below. The thong feels more like a prong, or a bunch is crunching the jewels.
Hey, it happens. To the best of us.
If you or someone you know is a victim of Bad Underwear Day, rest assured you're not alone. Many suffer from this ailment. Get help. Be prepared. Carry along a "spare pair" in your briefcase, backpack, or purse. Extend your lunch break to allow for a "quick change." But whatever you do, don't try to bite the bullet and deal with it all day. Have a plan.
And don't be afraid to speak up. If you see someone squirming in their seat, or their hands disappearing into their trunks to rearrange, give them a little encouragement. Try saying something like, "Bad underwear day? Happens to the best of us."
Sometimes that's all it takes. And hey we all need all the support we can get. (pun intended) It's important to know we're not alone.
True story as shared by my son's teacher:
Her father drove an airport shuttle during the day on the weekends and one day while he was working, and the family was at home, her father pulls up in the driveway with a shuttle full of passengers on their way to the airport. Her father runs in the house while the kids and her mom are staring out the window at a shuttle full of people, who are staring right back at them.
"What's going on?" her mom asked.
Her dad disappeared into the bedroom and returned with a quick hug. "Bad underwear day. But not anymore."
"You brought a busload of people to our house to wait while you changed your underwear?" the mom asked.
He shrugged and headed out the door. "Desperate times call for desperate measures."
( lol )
How about you? Have you or someone you know been a victim of Bad Underwear Day? Please share ....